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Sábado, 30 de Enero de 2021 13:33 | 
Author: Guillermo Fárber | 
| Edición 413 |
SARCASMOS
Guillermo Farber
HONOR
EL PAISANO José Ángel Gómez Villa: “Honor o la falta de este era el término que no podía encontrar para ubicar a todos (sin excepción) los integrantes de esta cleptocracia que se han adueñado de nuestro país desde que tengo uso de conciencia”.
AGUA
REYNALDO Cebreros: “De acuerdo totalmente con el siguiente comentario de Paty: ‘Cuando estuve en India visité Fatehpur Sikri. La versión del guía era que se había convertido en ciudad fantasma, porque cuando se construyó nadie se fijó en que no tenía un abasto seguro de agua. Así que nuevecita se quedó, pues según la versión, sin agua nadie pudo habitarla más que por muy poco tiempo’.
“Hago esta referencia porque cuando supe que el Ayuntamiento de Mazatlán había aceptado la propuesta del recordado Miguel Valadéz de declarar que nuestro puerto había sido fundado en 1531 por el grupo que comandaba Nuño de Guzmán, de inmediato les dije: ‘Eso no es posible; nadie en su sano juicio fundaría una población en un sitio carente de agua dulce’.
“Y se armó la discusión, pero demasiado tarde, porque el Ayuntamiento había aprobado la propuesta. Ignoro si esa fecha sigue vigente, pero lo que sí se, es que en este año, hubo muchos mensajes en las redes sociales, felicitando a los mazatlecos por el aniversario 489 de su fundación. Ni de lejos.
“Caso muy diferente es el de Culiacán: ahí sí hay agua dulce en abundancia y está documentado que San Miguel de Culiacán fue fundado el 29 de septiembre de 1531 (apenas 10 años después de la conquista), por Nuño de Guzmán y su gente; dicho sea de paso, entre los fundadores aparece el capitán Lázaro de Cebreros, quien fue el que trajo a Sinaloa el apellido de mi familia y además tuvo la suerte de que en un recorrido al mando de un grupo de castellanos hacia el actual río Sinaloa, encontró a Alvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca y acompañantes, que así cumplieron la increíble hazaña de recorrer a pie toda la distancia que hay desde Florida hasta Sinaloa. Fuente: Crónica Miscelánea de la Conquista de la Santa Provincia de Xalisco y la Nueva Galicia, escrita por fray Antonio Tello. Sobre la fundación de Mazatlán, me quedo con la fecha que aprendí en la primaria (1806), donde se considera a José María Canizales, como fundador de nuestro terruño”. Yo pasé mi infancia (1951-1959) en la calle Canizales del centro del puerto.
VELLOS
“SABEMOS que los vellos púbicos no son un tema particularmente glamoroso, y aunque hablar de ellos a veces sea tan incómodo como tener uno en la boca, juegan un rol importante a la hora de prevenir enfermedades, entre muchas otras cosas.
“Los aristócratas británicos de los 1700 y 1800 tenían un hábito extraño de coleccionar los vellos púbicos de sus amores como un souvenir, o si prefieren como un trofeo de caza. St Andrews University tiene un museo que contiene una tabaquera llena con los pelos íntimos de una amante del Rey Jorge IV. Otros hombres de la época colocarían los pelos púbicos de sus amantes a sus sombreros como una exhibición pública de su valor sexual. Mmmm… qué atractivo.
“En Asia, las mujeres pagan por trasplantes de pelo púbico. Al contrario de occidente, donde hay mujeres avergonzadas por sus pelos y se depilan hasta que sus genitales externos queden tan suaves como un delfín, las mujeres asiáticas (particularmente en Corea del Sur) pagan mucha plata para tener vellos púbicos implantados en su entrepierna para verse más sanas y naturales.
“Depilarse es menos doloroso después de que te llega la regla. Las mujeres tienden a estar mucho más sensibles en los días previos y durante la menstruación, pero mucho menos sensibles en los días después, así que de poder elegir te recomendamos aguantarte hasta pasar esos días.” (https://pousta.com/cosas-no-sabias-vellos-pubicos/).
OOOOOOMMMMMM
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